personal injury inventory x

I have gotten a lot of extremely stupid accidental physical injuries that i feel the need to catalog here as a sort of badge of shame and a warning to not do the things i do to myself again, self! bad decisions!! I don't know why I feel compelled to catalog all of this but I do.

extreme blood loss due to ignoring injury - 2018

"oh i couldn't possibly have lost enough blood for this to be a problem" -me, an idiot

passed out in the middle of dallas airport - mid 2010's

Tried to carry a printer by hand from canada to the states and back again to print zines "cheaper than they'd be if i did it when i land". yknow what's not cheap? american hospital bills.

fractured ankle - anamanaguchi show, early 2010s

do not under any circumstances wear any shoes with heels into any sort of pit, ever. EVER.

bent tailbone -?? mid 2010's??

I sat on a beer bottle because i am dumb.

busted nose - franz ferdinand show, 2004

my earliest mosh pit injury when i was just a teeny tiny child. who let a kid in the pit? who knows!! i really wanted to be in the pit!! within 15 seconds i got the glasses punched off my face and a giant gash on my nose and i was never the same again